nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
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