I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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