I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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