i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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