I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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