It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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