doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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