Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Bring me that man meat
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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