I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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