did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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