She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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