If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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