She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Well I just put wine in my tea
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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