We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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