But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
