he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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