Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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