Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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