Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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