Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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