if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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