The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
