Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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