Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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