Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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