Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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