you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
