Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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