I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Farmville is her only friend.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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