I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
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