i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Randomize
