and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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