i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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