Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Sober January is a disaster.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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