she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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