I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Randomize
