So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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