i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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