You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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