we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
did i walk over a car last night?
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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