Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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