so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize
