You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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