so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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