Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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