that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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