OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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