My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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