She said her name was "party"
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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