I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
His hands were made for my vagina.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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